Gravity apologizes to no one. What did the ghost say to the hornets? What do you call that patch of hair between an old ladys tits? Her boobs were too big for B shells. She forgot to take the tissues out of the box. Drunk Blonde A drunk blonde woman was sitting at a bar says to the barman, "Barfender, I'd like a marhini for my heartburn.
College Football games are like boobs.
If you had no legs, would you wear socks? Tell us again how you want a real man. Why don't nuns wear bras? Then why do you wear a bra when you have no boobs? It makes it easier to read their T- shirts Q: It won"t close right " To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door?